Hehehe some people suck so bad.

_{[[in an alternate universe you were just born u can start life over any second nothing is real everything exists]]}_

i came on tumblr all like oooooo gonna use tumblr again and as soon as i logged on just a giant big NO 

i have finally figured what it is about myself that sums up who i am best. i laugh at my own jokes. and find them really funny. alone.

If we never did anything we wouldn’t be anybody

Dexter did not just end that way I’m dying

youhavechosenfestively:

Wearing my Christmassey jumper today.

It’s a grey pullover covered in the tears of disappointed tweens.

how to probably go to sleep

bringtheruckuss:

• 2 ambien
• half a bottle of MD 20/20
• think about your lost love
• listen to lady gaga and del mccoury
• 2 more ambien
• touch your eyelid with an arm hair just enough to make it itch a little bit
• let out the tiniest of farts
• zzzzzzzzzzzzz